Breaking News:This is highly ridiculous: “I’d Rather Drink Sewer Water Than See Taylor Swift At The Super Bowl,” declares Elon Musk in a swear. This is extremely sad…

In a bold statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy, Musk declared, “I’d rather drink sewer water than see Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl.”

Musk’s inflammatory remark has drawn swift condemnation from fans of both Swift and the Super Bowl alike, with many expressing disbelief at the level of vitriol directed towards the beloved pop icon.