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Judge Fined Leavitt $100K for Insulting Biden, 7 Minutes Later, Bondi Cuffed Him

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**Judge Fines Leavitt $100K for Insulting Biden; 7 Minutes Later, Bondi Slaps on the Cuffs**

*Washington, D.C. — In a scene straight out of a political drama, Judge Harold Mendez sent shockwaves through the courtroom Tuesday when he fined conservative commentator Clark Leavitt a staggering $100,000 for “egregious and public disrespect” toward President Joe Biden. But the real twist came just seven minutes later when former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, now acting as a federal enforcement liaison, personally handcuffed Leavitt on live television.*

The courtroom erupted as Leavitt, known for his fiery social media presence and recent rally comments calling Biden a “cognitive cartoon,” was slapped with the unprecedented fine. “This isn’t just a free speech issue,” Judge Mendez claimed. “This is about maintaining the dignity of the presidency — and public order.”

As spectators murmured in disbelief, Bondi marched into the courtroom wearing aviators and a leather blazer, flanked by two U.S. Marshals. “This man has crossed every line,” Bondi declared before placing Leavitt under citizen’s detainment authority, citing obscure statutes from the 1917 Sedition Enforcement Act.

Leavitt’s team immediately cried foul, calling it a “third-world-style political takedown,” while his supporters began trending the hashtag #FreeLeavitt. Meanwhile, Biden, when asked to comment, smiled and reportedly said, “What happened now?”

Social media is ablaze with opinions, conspiracy theories, and memes — including a viral video titled *“Bondi vs. Leavitt: The Courtroom Smackdown You Didn’t Know You Needed.”*

As of press time, Leavitt was being held in “a very cold holding cell,” according to his attorney, while his followers gathered outside the courthouse chanting, “Say it again, Clark!”

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