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BREAKING — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) challenges President Donald Trump to an IQ test.
BREAKING — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) challenges President Donald Trump to an IQ test.
**BREAKING — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) Challenges President Donald Trump to an IQ Test: “Let’s See Who’s Really Got the Big Brain Energy”**
*Washington, D.C. – In a moment that instantly shattered political norms and perhaps a few egos, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) boldly challenged former President Donald Trump to an official IQ test on live television, declaring, “I’ve had enough of the word salad — let’s measure the lettuce.”*
Crockett, known for her no-nonsense style and viral one-liners, made the challenge during a fiery segment on *Meet the Politics*, a morning show nobody watches unless their remote is broken.
“Trump’s out here bragging about being a genius every 30 minutes,” Crockett said. “Well, let’s line it up. Pencil, paper, no teleprompters. May the smartest brain win.”
Trump, upon hearing the challenge at Mar-a-Lago between bites of well-done steak, reportedly responded: “I’ve got the best IQ. Everyone says so. My IQ is so high it’s basically illegal. If she takes the test, it’ll break the machine.”
Sources say Trump then requested the test be conducted by “a neutral genius — someone like Elon Musk or Kanye West.”
Social media instantly exploded. The hashtag **#BattleOfTheBrains** trended globally, with one user tweeting: “This is the Super Bowl we never knew we needed.”
The Biden administration declined to comment, though Press Secretary Kendra Blane tweeted, “IQ tests are not part of official governance. But if we’re doing games now, I nominate Jill for chess.”
As of press time, Mensa has offered to sponsor the showdown, and Vegas has the odds at Crockett -200, Trump +500, and Kanye somehow +900.
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